Those lovely noises are the sounds of me slowing sinking and drowning in my accounting quicksand.
How it the heck can asset accounts be increase by debits and debit accounts increased by credits?
Sound like gibberish? Yep, that is what is sounds like to me, too.
So, I'm trying to figure out my online class with the help of other online resources - namely nothing to do with the most horribly written accounting book ever! gaaaaaaaa